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Here is a humorous poem:

 

Cupcakes Galore

What does the future have in store

I say: CUPCAKES GALORE

 

You go to the gym

Trying to get slim

Inside’s a cupcake vending machine

They have vanilla, chocolate and everything in between

What does the future have in store?

I say: CUPCAKES GALORE

 

You go to the nutritionist

She says you need to eat more veggies and fish

But she gives you a cupcake in hand

”This will solve your diet that’s so bland”

What does the future have in store?

I say: CUPCAKES GALORE

 

If you haven’t gotten your fix

Just turn on Netflix

And watch Cupcake Wars

These small cakes on knocking on doors

Next year will be Cupcakes and Coffee

Where people talk sugar cravings on TV

There will be a therapist onboard

Who will hear every word

What does the future have in store?

I say: CUPCAKES GALORE!!

~Eat more cupcakes!! Lol.

#satirerules

 

 

 

6 thoughts on “Funny Fridays: Cupcakes Galore

  1. Yacoob says:

    “But, in moderation” 😂

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  2. I’m enjoying your poem as I eat my brownie galore! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. Haha!! Awesome! I love brownies too. 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

    1. Carly says:

      Haha, yes. Cupcakes are good but in small doses. I love satire from time to time! 😀

      Liked by 1 person

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