Here is a humorous poem: Cupcakes Galore What does the future have in store I say: CUPCAKES GALORE You go to the gym Trying to get slim Inside’s a cupcake vending machine They vanilla, chocolate and everything in between What does the future have in store? I say: CUPCAKES GALORE You go …
Question: Why couldn’t a ministry be called Psalm 25? Answer: Because they haven’t gotten Da
…Joke… …Time… Q: Why did Moses cross the road? A: Because God stopped traffic so he could get across.
Q: What did the friend say to Lance Armstrong before the race? …Drum roll please… A: I hope you are pumped up for the race! …And for goodness sake, not pumped up that way. Please stop taking steroids! lol. 🙂 Ok, maybe it wasn’t THAT funny! But I hope you smiled. Aren’t these monkeys adorable?? …
“Now Hiring,” doesn’t that movie look awesome?
Don’t cry over spilt milk, just clean it up. But do cry if cookies were involved.
There are many figures of figures of speeches whose meanings get misunderstood or they are spoken incorrectly. I am the queen of saying figures of speeches wrongly. Lol! I know the meaning of the idiom and say the gist of it right but I still say it wrongly. Lol! Here are some …