Message In Stanza

Here is a little humor rendition of the song, Santa Baby.

Santa baby, you hide the evidence once more
You have been an awful bad boy
Santa baby, walk out the front door

Santa baby, to sleep tonight would be nice, my mind is sore
I won’t wait up for you, dear

Think of all the fun I’ve missed
Think of all the gals you have more than kissed
Next year I will stay good
If you could sign the papers, dear

Santa baby, I want a new man, give me an amen
You have been a bad boy all year
Santa baby, I won’t wait up

Santa honey one thing I really do need, a prenup
To get the money that belongs to me
I won’t leave no cookies or milk cup

Santa cutie, fill my desires by taking your things
Sign your name on the line
Santa cutie, oh, what anger you bring

Don’t come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany
I really don’t believe in you
Let’s see if you will listen to me
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, here’s my ring

I don’t mean on the phone
Santa baby, I won’t wait up
Don’t hurry down my chimney tonight
Don’t hurry, tonight

(C) Carly Wiggins 2018

Here is the original song (sung by Eartha Kitt and written by Joan Javits):

Santa Baby