These were quite funny but I came up with my own (not quite as funny). đ âCome inside: We have Good News for youâ âWhen you feel prayed upon you wonât feel preyed uponâ
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These were quite funny but I came up with my own (not quite as funny). đ âCome inside: We have Good News for youâ âWhen you feel prayed upon you wonât feel preyed uponâ
Have you ever read the newspaper The Onion before? I created my own satire article here for Funny Fridays from the made-up newspaper: The Egg. Here is the article: Mrs. Wong of Little Rock, Arkansas created her own AFR (academic for readiness) test for her students. Itâs the Arkansas assessment test. Her students were performing poorly on all the school subjects like math …
…Joke… …Time… Q: Â Why did Moses cross the road? A: Because God stopped traffic so he could get across.
Q: What did the friend say to Lance Armstrong before the race? …Drum roll please… A: I hope you are pumped up for the race! …And for goodness sake, not pumped up that way. Please stop taking steroids! lol. đ Ok, maybe it wasn’t THAT funny! But I hope you smiled. Aren’t these monkeys adorable?? …
There are many figures of figures of speeches whose meanings get misunderstood or they are spoken incorrectly. I am the queen of saying figures of speeches wrongly. Lol! I know the meaning of the idiom and say the gist of it right but I still say it wrongly. Lol! Here are some …
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